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Three guys, an Aggie, a Longhorn and a Texas Tech Raider are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.

The Raider says, "I am studying to be a farmer, my dad was a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land in the panhandle to forever be fertile. With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'FOOM' the land in the panhandle was made forever fertile.

The Longhorn was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Austin, so that no one can come into our precious city." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Austin.

The Aggie asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out."

The Aggie says, "Fill it up with water ! "