TOP FIVE EXCUSES FOR NOT DOING YOUR MATH HOMEWORK
- I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.
- Isaac Newton's birthday.
- I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn't
actually reach it.
- I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in this margin.
- I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.
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If you have a good excuse, please email it to me.