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Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first
person he sees and asks,"What is your IQ?" to which the person
answers "241."
"That's wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand
Unification Theory and the Mysteries of the Universe. We will have
much to discuss."

Next Albert introduces himself to another person and asks,
"What is your IQ?" to which the person answered "144."
"That's great!" responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and
current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"

Albert goes to another person and asks,
"What is your IQ?" to which the person answered "51."
Albert responds, "hook' em, horns!"